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**JG Luder** · February 18th, 2001, 02:15 PM

Maybe I'm just stupid, but I get road rage REEEEAL easy on sh*t like that.
I look at it this way:
#1 I have the obvious faster car, therefor I can do whatever I want, and he cant catch me.
#2 I have full coverage and need a body kit, let the little bitch rearend me.
#3 I try not to think about guns... suppose I should.
#4 talk mad trash, it pisses them off even more, and then they cant back it up. Especially when you've done nothing wrong to begin with. What are they gonna do, get out of the car doin 80?
#5 have fun with it, you have a faster car, he's nothing but a PAB (Punk Ass Bitch) so talk trash, give the finger, and be sure to laugh at him A LOT.
#6 when all else fails stop in the road, and when he gets out, run his sorry ass over.

(Road rage is not recomended and is a severe mental condition from which I suffer, that will probably end up getting me killed. If confronted with this in a court of law, I will plead the fifth.
The good thing is, I tend to have more patience now before I snap than I used to, now its three strikes and your out. In my defense: the police cant do that much if they didnt see it, to the offending party or myself, so its hard to call the cops and get true justice if some guy follows you and cusses, all they can do is slap his hand. Its up to YOU to piss his ass off and have fun at his expense. "A life of fear is not a life... so live a little")
Just my 8 cents worth.

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**Joe/UK** · February 18th, 2001, 02:44 PM

JG Luder reminded me of an incident a few years ago that still makes me smile :

In the UK we have a small army of nylon suited salsemen who drive up and down the country selling their shit, and they think that they own the roads...

Travelling south on a national 3 lane route, and some guy in a Ford Mondeo started getting real agitated about my existance. I cant remember what started it, but it ended with him shaking his fist at me, and me mouthing the words "Fuck You" back at him before blowing him a kiss, and smiling. 'light blue touch paper and retire', the guy just went APE!, I saw him turn purple, before he did an emergency stop through 3 lanes of moving traffic, on to the hard shoulder. Never saw him again - and I still dont know why I blew him a kiss . I guess that pretending you dont give a f*ck about some pricks tantrum can be the best line of defence.

**[MacGyver]** · February 18th, 2001, 07:52 PM

Here is my latest road rage story.

I was leaving my house and turned onto the main road. A car was infront of me. I dont remember the make it wasnt anything special. well anyway. we came up to the traffic light I in a C230 Kompressor Mercedes. I was about to turn right they were turning left. Next thing i know they jump to the right lane and cut me off. Not really thinking anything of it i dont ride there ass or anything. We turn right. Come to the next traffic light I get in the turn lane to turn left. Again they cut me off. Beginning not to think this is accedental I get sort of perturbed. We continue down this road they going slow and speeding up repeadely. I knew they were fucking with me. Pissing me off. We get to the end of the road where there is a krystals on the right they pull in and pull next to the road side of the parking lot Both people in the car have there middle fingers up at me. I look back and the African gentalmen is mouthing obesenities at me. I of course return the Gestures and roll my window down and began screaming at him. Telling him to Get is "stupid fucking ass" over here and i will fuck his world up. He said screamed back. I told him that if he knew what was good for him he would leave it alone. Starting to get a little uneasy about the situation and fearing for my life. I reach into the Center console and pull my .38 Special out and sit it in my lap expecting the worse to occur. He being in a better position with the parking lot raised higher than the road he could see in the car and see what i had. His eyes got really big and he began to back up and got into his car and drove off. At that point the light changes and i take off. I did not intend for him to see the pistol i wasnt using it as a intemidation factor type thing as it worked out. I was just getting it out incase he pulled something stupid. Thank God he didnt do anything cause i would have hated to kill someone on a sunday. I might have felt bad about it later on. but Probably not. I hate people who Do things like that. And it happens quiet frequently around here unfortunately people are idiots. Thats why i carry a pistol. You never know what will happen. And its better to have a fighting chance than to be a victim.

Matt Hutchins

**Hallusin8.com** · February 18th, 2001, 08:24 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by [MacGyver]:
Here is my latest road rage story.

Thank God he didnt do anything cause i would have hated to kill someone on a sunday.

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LMFAO!

**waveoff** · February 18th, 2001, 08:48 PM

Hehe, that was pretty funny. biggrin

Maybe you should change your name from MacGyver to Eastwood...it sounds like something he would say. smile

Anyway, thanks everyone for sharing your stories and positive feedback. I thought some of you might have called me a pu$$y. Then again, you are what you eat. wink

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**[MacGyver]** · February 18th, 2001, 09:16 PM

Acctually that guy better be glad i wasnt in the Sol. As a few of you local guys know I keep a Colt Python .357 Magnum Next to my seat loaded with Hollow points. Its nickle plated and has a 4 inch barrel. Its and intimidation gun Its freakin huge. Not like a Desert Eagle or anything but still. its not something you would wanna meet someone in a back alley and they had one. I figure if i pull it on some one they will have a heart attack before the bullet reaches them.

Matt Hutchins